finally... some time to blog

After trying to read some psychology for my test, i realized that trying is a key word that must be emphasized here. I also realized that for the most part, psychology is a subject full of flaws.
There is so much behavioural study that is done, from which psychologists think.. Wow! look i discovered that if a person is subjected to blah blah blah, then he behaves in this particular way! call the paparazzi! im famous, woohoo!
I think unless a person is given the freedom to do absolutely what ever he wants, you are not studying his true, unbiased behaviour. i'm talking about freedom of the order of being allowed to throw a refrigirator on you (when the ability to do so is innate) or fart on your face you when im talking to you, ie if i want to. if you give me a gun, my will to decide what i want to do with it is partly dependent on my behaviour, but also hugely dependent on the urge and pressure to conform to societal norms, which in this is case, i guess, that you dont generally shoot someone if you want to and dont like that person. But my real unbiased unconformed undistorted behaviour will come out only when im given complete freedom to shoot you. only then, will you know that i like you or dont mind you when i dont shoot you, or that i think you're a fucking prick if your dead. Technically, you wouldnt know so, because by the time you're this close to come to know, you' re dead, but that would digress from this topic and bring us to another dicussion that will go round and round like a lorry tyre. So, when an observer studies a subject, there are so many conscious and unconcious, known and unknown factors that control, confine and constrict the subject's true behaviour, or distort the way the subject actually behaves- the environment, culture, if the observer is a really hot chick, etc etc.
Secondly, most conventional behavioural psychology and psychoanasysis try to predict human reactions, based on case studies, clinical observations etc etc etc. But how ever congruent towards an assumption these studies and research may prove, and however well this hypothesis is backed by "scientific proof", it is simply not sensible to generalise human behaviour, from a set of studies that prove a statistical majority. It's obvious from so many things in a normal human life that science doesnt asnswer everything. Infact i would say, sceince proves or answers nothing. Now that psychology has gone through a lot of standardisation, the behavioral perspectives that are 'backed by science' are given maximum credibility. This, I think is something that has been secretly laughed at for ages. Science only answers everything we ask with respect to what we know. Our answers are dependent on our previous knowledge. Even the simplest of scientific or mathematical knowledge that we think we know, is subject to questioning, and has a massive potential to be seen as bullshit. We wouldnt know what the number 10 means if we didnt know what 5, 2, 1 or 0 means. And the 5, 2,1 and 0 that we know is only a materialisation of a an otherwise intangible quantity through our perspective of understanding quantities, which maybe wrong to a brain that undertands quantities differently and based on a different system of conception of logic and understanding.

I LOVE GOOGLE
A kewl dyuude called Tanvi told me something that made me realize something that we all must realize.
I would wish to convey my sincere and heart felt appologies for the stuff I had blindly posted a few days ago.,where I had sarcastically indicated the inaccuracy of google, due to some of the hilariously incoherent results it provided for someof my searches.
I think it is important for people to realize, contrary to my earlier claims, that google is by far the best and most accurate search engine that man or even god can ever create. The results it offers -they' re still equaly, if not more hilarious. And if you want to see how accurate they are and how google speaks the unquestionable truth, the truth that cannot be hidden, check this out:
if you want to find out one thing that comprehensively describes the word failure,
type "failure" in google and search.
look at the first result that appears,
enjoy.

More funky search results....
search for weapons of mass destruction by typing wmd in yahoo search,
look at the first result.

Today Is A Sunday, A Good Day!
and tomorow will be monday, a bad day.
i just wanted as many people as possible to know that theres something we all forget...that my roommate alexandre reminded me:
At the end of the day if your knees arent green, then you should seriously review your principles.

Det Er Nei Rare; Det Er En Meget Viktig Ting
Una vez sobre una epoca, cuando yo desayuno, un tomate sexual dijo que la humanidad es una manifestacion de la locura; esta claro. Pero esta tomate prodigio sabe norsk. Por eso, se dice estan cosas in norsk, ésta es la cosa más brillante que he oído de un tomate loco.. pero te sabes, seguramente que ésta no es violación intelectual.
"saa, hva leter du eter? sann i livet, mener jeg. Nyte vivet?...nei, men hvordan? hor har. bare let etter galskap og do vil vaere lykkelig for livet. av og til, dette verden er en koseligverden, men jeg tenke dette er en problem: mandag! vi livet 1/7 th of vaar livet paa mandag! vaarherre! nei men det er helt uacceptabel! mandag er ikke en venn ov oss! mandag er falt og darlig! vi skalt fritt ossselvs fra dette onde dyr! det er vanskelig, men det er paa tide vi gjore somting! men hva? vi skalt leter eter galskap! jeg har en point. fordi man er gale. men vi leter eter galskap. vi leter eter hva vi har.
dypt, ja. nei?"

Hodgepodge, the Lesbian Pendrive
Normally, we enjoy the seemingly high accuracy of google, since its the most popular search engine around, but if you want to realize the true power of google, try this out:
1. search for 'grasshopper' in google images, and look at the first pic.
enjoy.

2. if you want more,
check this out:
go to the language tools link in google's homepage.
When the transalation page opens, type "Roja's mom is very nice" in the transalation box and transalate it to spanish.
now, copy-paste the transalated spanish text in the transalation box, and transalte it back to english.
enjoy.

i dont understand how so many people can live a meaningful life without realizing that Mark Knopfler is god. if you havnt realized so, I think you have a very easy wasy to get nirvana. Just listen to some mark knopfler, get high and you would quite easlily understand that the reason why every human was brought to this planet was to realize the universal truth, that mark knoplfer is god.
i also dont understand why we are forced to spend one seventh of our life time living mondays. quite hodgypodgy, isnt it? no, its absolutely insane! and theres nothing we can do about it- do you realize that? how can WE, with all the power in the world allow ourselves to be conquered, confined and destroyed by a stupid common noun?
i think it is time the leaders of the world unite for a common cause, to bring peace and progress to mankind by formally eradicating mondays. and as usual, YOU can help.
send random forwards to people, making up a stupid cliche cheezy stories about love, and tell them that if they send it to more than 7 billion people before march 2008, then mondays will miraculously dissappear. that seems to be the only way out, according to me. if you know any other way out, though, i think it would be very kind of you to tell me what they are.
thank you in advance.

dyuudes, want some weeds? isomething ispesal?

HOMOPHOBIC

WHAT THE HELL?!!!! any act of homosexuality in this country is considered a crime!!
Not just gay marraiges, even homosexuality, as an act is illegal. While this has been happening with little legislative opposition, we have our great hypocritic men who lead this "largest democracy". I dont care how stale this news is to you or to anyone else in this ignorant country, it's necessary that it is posted here: Two indian men were arested and beaten up- one of them to death- after local police broke into their apartment and "caught" them making out. The punishment for this "crime" is atleast ten years in prison. I think this is most bullshity law that can ever exist, and it would be beneficial to the entire country if these these conservative terrorists from vhp or other out dated culture vultures shove their narrow minds up thier own asses, so that people arent massacred along with human rights and justice.
Does homosexuality cause any sort of harm to society? The greatest harm I can concieve is that maybe in some occasions, homosexuality might give birth to backstreet boyses and boyzones, but its obviously no a cause for concern as long as such aayaas are ignored. But the point is, this law is a blatant violation of human rights. No authority in this country has the rights to make rules against any induvidual's free will on his/her private life, unless it it harmful in any way to the society. Its a fucking breach of democracy.
I hear meek excuses, excuses that are hesitant embarressed and guilty cover-ups for ignorant legislative mistakes. Excuses such as homosexuality is a threat to culture and that it is an act of pervertion, and hence, its against the laws that protect the indian society. If any legal authority has the mind to term homosexualty as an act of pervertion or threat to culture, it only goes to show how intolerant the authority is to an induvidual's interests in a democratic society and how sick minded the authority is to recognise homosexuality as a sexual freak of nature.
and there are people saying......"but, hey.....you cant be so pushy on such an issue and expect such radical homosexuality-permitting laws to come out of nowhere, from a country such as india,,, you know, even in developed countries of the west and other places, there are still huge unsolved debates over this issue...."
let there the laws talk bullshit in the west! I dont think we should make laws to catch up with existing soceities, and make senseless comparisons with the west. I think we should make rules by looking at our own interests, in this case, an interest being as important as letting any induvidual have his human rights! Infact, I would say its not human rights, it's something more basic, it's as basic as being allowed to breath. Or maybe i'm talking bullshit, because if any act of homosexuality could be a criminal offence, then breathing can very easily come down, to become a human right in this country.
And you, person reading this....if you are one amongst any sort of legal authorities full of any bit of the undeserved power in this legislature, why dont you sit down with me, have a nice extra-large cup of shut-the-fuck up and listen: I really want you to know that you have a mind that's been rotting in hell ever since you grew from your god-forbiden monkey butt. Does it ever dawn on you that the power you have, to make laws in this country is something that you never deserved? Does it ever dawn on you that its the twenty first century, and you re still probably wearing some stale stinky fermenting animal skin and leaves around your waist, still trying to discover fire and waving your orange cloth around, still chanting words of religious propaganda that never existed in any holy book, that were never preached in the first place, still talking bullshit thinking you can brainwash this country so that everyone can talk the same bullshit you do, and you' re still stuck with a mind narrower than this slash: / and narower in cross section than size of a mole on an ants left bum.