Saturday, March 04, 2006

i dont understand how so many people can live a meaningful life without realizing that Mark Knopfler is god. if you havnt realized so, I think you have a very easy wasy to get nirvana. Just listen to some mark knopfler, get high and you would quite easlily understand that the reason why every human was brought to this planet was to realize the universal truth, that mark knoplfer is god.
i also dont understand why we are forced to spend one seventh of our life time living mondays. quite hodgypodgy, isnt it? no, its absolutely insane! and theres nothing we can do about it- do you realize that? how can WE, with all the power in the world allow ourselves to be conquered, confined and destroyed by a stupid common noun?
i think it is time the leaders of the world unite for a common cause, to bring peace and progress to mankind by formally eradicating mondays. and as usual, YOU can help.
send random forwards to people, making up a stupid cliche cheezy stories about love, and tell them that if they send it to more than 7 billion people before march 2008, then mondays will miraculously dissappear. that seems to be the only way out, according to me. if you know any other way out, though, i think it would be very kind of you to tell me what they are.
thank you in advance.



3 Comments:

Blogger Dhruva said...

Well, technically Eric Clapton is "God". That's the name he was given. But Mark Knoflert deserves an equally prominent throne. I agree. I'm not a MASSIVE Knopfler fan but I love his stuff with dire straits with dire straits.

So the question remains, who really is god? Is it Pete Townshend? Yes, I think so.

Dhruva

9:01 AM  
Blogger escarabajo de mierda loca de vaca said...

actually, i agree with you, there isnt just one god, for sure..

9:05 AM  
Blogger Kaushik said...

Haha

Too funny da. I think I'm going to start that chain mail, unless you already have. No more Mondays.

I get really high to Led Zeppelin only. Not even to my other two favourite bands: Aerosmith and Nirvana. Led Zeppelin is some other level, da. I haven't heard much Mark Knopfler, though.

Koze

12:38 AM  

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