I LOVE GOOGLE
A kewl dyuude called Tanvi told me something that made me realize something that we all must realize.
I would wish to convey my sincere and heart felt appologies for the stuff I had blindly posted a few days ago.,where I had sarcastically indicated the inaccuracy of google, due to some of the hilariously incoherent results it provided for someof my searches.
I think it is important for people to realize, contrary to my earlier claims, that google is by far the best and most accurate search engine that man or even god can ever create. The results it offers -they' re still equaly, if not more hilarious. And if you want to see how accurate they are and how google speaks the unquestionable truth, the truth that cannot be hidden, check this out:
if you want to find out one thing that comprehensively describes the word failure,
type "failure" in google and search.
look at the first result that appears,
enjoy.

More funky search results....
search for weapons of mass destruction by typing wmd in yahoo search,
look at the first result.

Today Is A Sunday, A Good Day!
and tomorow will be monday, a bad day.
i just wanted as many people as possible to know that theres something we all forget...that my roommate alexandre reminded me:
At the end of the day if your knees arent green, then you should seriously review your principles.

Det Er Nei Rare; Det Er En Meget Viktig Ting
Una vez sobre una epoca, cuando yo desayuno, un tomate sexual dijo que la humanidad es una manifestacion de la locura; esta claro. Pero esta tomate prodigio sabe norsk. Por eso, se dice estan cosas in norsk, ésta es la cosa más brillante que he oído de un tomate loco.. pero te sabes, seguramente que ésta no es violación intelectual.
"saa, hva leter du eter? sann i livet, mener jeg. Nyte vivet?...nei, men hvordan? hor har. bare let etter galskap og do vil vaere lykkelig for livet. av og til, dette verden er en koseligverden, men jeg tenke dette er en problem: mandag! vi livet 1/7 th of vaar livet paa mandag! vaarherre! nei men det er helt uacceptabel! mandag er ikke en venn ov oss! mandag er falt og darlig! vi skalt fritt ossselvs fra dette onde dyr! det er vanskelig, men det er paa tide vi gjore somting! men hva? vi skalt leter eter galskap! jeg har en point. fordi man er gale. men vi leter eter galskap. vi leter eter hva vi har.
dypt, ja. nei?"

Hodgepodge, the Lesbian Pendrive
Normally, we enjoy the seemingly high accuracy of google, since its the most popular search engine around, but if you want to realize the true power of google, try this out:
1. search for 'grasshopper' in google images, and look at the first pic.
enjoy.

2. if you want more,
check this out:
go to the language tools link in google's homepage.
When the transalation page opens, type "Roja's mom is very nice" in the transalation box and transalate it to spanish.
now, copy-paste the transalated spanish text in the transalation box, and transalte it back to english.
enjoy.

i dont understand how so many people can live a meaningful life without realizing that Mark Knopfler is god. if you havnt realized so, I think you have a very easy wasy to get nirvana. Just listen to some mark knopfler, get high and you would quite easlily understand that the reason why every human was brought to this planet was to realize the universal truth, that mark knoplfer is god.
i also dont understand why we are forced to spend one seventh of our life time living mondays. quite hodgypodgy, isnt it? no, its absolutely insane! and theres nothing we can do about it- do you realize that? how can WE, with all the power in the world allow ourselves to be conquered, confined and destroyed by a stupid common noun?
i think it is time the leaders of the world unite for a common cause, to bring peace and progress to mankind by formally eradicating mondays. and as usual, YOU can help.
send random forwards to people, making up a stupid cliche cheezy stories about love, and tell them that if they send it to more than 7 billion people before march 2008, then mondays will miraculously dissappear. that seems to be the only way out, according to me. if you know any other way out, though, i think it would be very kind of you to tell me what they are.
thank you in advance.

dyuudes, want some weeds? isomething ispesal?